Important Note for October

[shirtlifterbear]

Vampires don't turn to stone, can't abide daylight, and most importantly, do NOT sparkle.

Therefore Edward Cullen is not a vampire.

He's a lawn ornament.

Comments

[totallygay81.livejournal.com]

O_O Turn to stone? Wha? I only read the first one...out of stupid curiosity.

Edward Cullen is a fairy actually. lol

[shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com]

Unseelie Fae, for the win!

I'm thinking Sluagh.

"Seelie, Unseelie or Sealy Posturepedic?"

[gardencub.livejournal.com]

Winter Court for sure. Although I think he is far too much of a wimp to be Sluagh... and certainly no Redcap...

[radu.livejournal.com]

Or a human discoball

[shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com]

He *would* be fun at parties, as long as you tied him up and hung him from the ceiling!

[quetz.livejournal.com]

PINATA TIME!

[shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com]

It's Hammer Time!

And he'll shatter like windshield glass!

[quetz.livejournal.com]

I take it you've seen http://headtripcomics.comicgenesis.com/d/20101004.html

[fearless-son.livejournal.com]

This is an oldie, but still a goody:

[tilia-tomentosa.livejournal.com]

LOL "I'm bored."

[tzaddi-93.livejournal.com]

*snerk*

So much for Team Lawn Gnome.

[shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com]

Bored now, can we play with the puppy?

ZANDER = WAY HOTTER VAMPIRE

[wescobear.livejournal.com]

Does bitterlawngnome know about this?

[shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com]

I shall alert the media.

[wishme.livejournal.com]

<3

[shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com]

Besides, I know he was in the movie, but all I can remember is that Taylor Lautner's chest can heal the sick.

[ms-violet.livejournal.com]

WIN!

Can we dress him up like a little jockey?

[shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com]

"Ride like the wind, Lawn Gnome!"

[curtimack.livejournal.com]

I just stopped ivititing them into my home and my issues were solved! I also found Hollow Point bullets are better than silver tipped ones!

[shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com]

Every vampire movie needs this advice!

[princekermit.livejournal.com]

Ayup.

[shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com]

I reckon.

[big-bloo-ogre.livejournal.com]

I think if Edward is on any team, it's team REVLON.

Have you ever seen him eat Italian food??? :o

[tzaddi-93.livejournal.com]

Maybe he's born with it. Maybe it's Maybelline.

[shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com]

*guffaw*

[badrobot68.livejournal.com]

Team Barely Legal Werewolf!

[shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com]

HE'S EIGHTEEN NOW.

IT IS ON LIKE DONKEY KONG!

[badrobot68.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm on that donkey dong! Wait...

[tilia-tomentosa.livejournal.com]

LOL

[tdjohnsn.livejournal.com]

You're just jealous.