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Vampires don't turn to stone, can't abide daylight, and most importantly, do NOT sparkle.

Therefore Edward Cullen is not a vampire.

He's a lawn ornament.

Date: 2010-10-04 11:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com
Besides, I know he was in the movie, but all I can remember is that Taylor Lautner's chest can heal the sick.

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