Important Note for October

[shirtlifterbear]

Vampires don't turn to stone, can't abide daylight, and most importantly, do NOT sparkle.

Therefore Edward Cullen is not a vampire.

He's a lawn ornament.

Comments

[totallygay81.livejournal.com]

O_O Turn to stone? Wha? I only read the first one...out of stupid curiosity.

Edward Cullen is a fairy actually. lol

[radu.livejournal.com]

Or a human discoball

[quetz.livejournal.com]

I take it you've seen http://headtripcomics.comicgenesis.com/d/20101004.html

[fearless-son.livejournal.com]

This is an oldie, but still a goody:

[tzaddi-93.livejournal.com]

*snerk*

So much for Team Lawn Gnome.

[wescobear.livejournal.com]

Does bitterlawngnome know about this?

[wishme.livejournal.com]

<3

[ms-violet.livejournal.com]

WIN!

Can we dress him up like a little jockey?

[curtimack.livejournal.com]

I just stopped ivititing them into my home and my issues were solved! I also found Hollow Point bullets are better than silver tipped ones!

[princekermit.livejournal.com]

Ayup.

[big-bloo-ogre.livejournal.com]

I think if Edward is on any team, it's team REVLON.

Have you ever seen him eat Italian food??? :o

[badrobot68.livejournal.com]

Team Barely Legal Werewolf!

[tilia-tomentosa.livejournal.com]

LOL

[tdjohnsn.livejournal.com]

You're just jealous.