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Vampires don't turn to stone, can't abide daylight, and most importantly, do NOT sparkle.

Therefore Edward Cullen is not a vampire.

He's a lawn ornament.

Date: 2010-10-04 06:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] radu.livejournal.com
Or a human discoball

Date: 2010-10-04 06:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com
He *would* be fun at parties, as long as you tied him up and hung him from the ceiling!

Date: 2010-10-04 11:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com
It's Hammer Time!

And he'll shatter like windshield glass!

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