Important Note for October

[shirtlifterbear]

Vampires don't turn to stone, can't abide daylight, and most importantly, do NOT sparkle.

Therefore Edward Cullen is not a vampire.

He's a lawn ornament.

Comments

[curtimack.livejournal.com]

I just stopped ivititing them into my home and my issues were solved! I also found Hollow Point bullets are better than silver tipped ones!

[shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com]

Every vampire movie needs this advice!