Important Note for October

[shirtlifterbear]

Vampires don't turn to stone, can't abide daylight, and most importantly, do NOT sparkle.

Therefore Edward Cullen is not a vampire.

He's a lawn ornament.

Comments

[big-bloo-ogre.livejournal.com]

I think if Edward is on any team, it's team REVLON.

Have you ever seen him eat Italian food??? :o

[tzaddi-93.livejournal.com]

Maybe he's born with it. Maybe it's Maybelline.

[shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com]

*guffaw*