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shirtlifterbear ([personal profile] shirtlifterbear) wrote2010-10-03 11:05 pm
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Important Note for October

Vampires don't turn to stone, can't abide daylight, and most importantly, do NOT sparkle.

Therefore Edward Cullen is not a vampire.

He's a lawn ornament.
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[identity profile] totallygay81.livejournal.com 2010-10-04 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
O_O Turn to stone? Wha? I only read the first one...out of stupid curiosity.

Edward Cullen is a fairy actually. lol

[identity profile] radu.livejournal.com 2010-10-04 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
Or a human discoball

[identity profile] quetz.livejournal.com 2010-10-04 07:22 am (UTC)(link)
I take it you've seen http://headtripcomics.comicgenesis.com/d/20101004.html

[identity profile] fearless-son.livejournal.com 2010-10-04 08:31 am (UTC)(link)
This is an oldie, but still a goody:

[identity profile] tzaddi-93.livejournal.com 2010-10-04 12:50 pm (UTC)(link)
*snerk*

So much for Team Lawn Gnome.

[identity profile] ms-violet.livejournal.com 2010-10-04 01:51 pm (UTC)(link)
WIN!

Can we dress him up like a little jockey?

[identity profile] curtimack.livejournal.com 2010-10-04 02:16 pm (UTC)(link)
I just stopped ivititing them into my home and my issues were solved! I also found Hollow Point bullets are better than silver tipped ones!

[identity profile] big-bloo-ogre.livejournal.com 2010-10-04 03:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I think if Edward is on any team, it's team REVLON.

Have you ever seen him eat Italian food??? :o

[identity profile] badrobot68.livejournal.com 2010-10-04 05:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Team Barely Legal Werewolf!

[identity profile] tilia-tomentosa.livejournal.com 2010-10-04 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL

[identity profile] tdjohnsn.livejournal.com 2010-10-05 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
You're just jealous.
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