How Gay Am I? (Exhibit X of N)

[shirtlifterbear]

I am in a bad mood, for the Gayest reason EVER:

The crepes I made for Mom for Mother's Day brunch were the worst batch I've made in 20 years. I am IRKED.

HOW GAY IS THAT?

*facepalm*

"I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the crepes!"

*mock glare at those who dare mock my pain*

*giggle*

Comments

[sctmpls.livejournal.com]

I thought the inborn crepe making gene was foolproof in gay men. Oh the horror!

[shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com]

SRSLY!

And you win total bonus points for not saying "FIRST!"

*giggle*

[randomcub.livejournal.com]

Your crepes are crap?

[shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com]

Today, yes.

Not the usual Grand Success that I have come to expect.

[major7.livejournal.com]

Now chilren, that was GAY.

[shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com]

I love being an object lesson!

[eric-mathgeek.livejournal.com]

Life IS pain, princess.

[shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com]

I will not have it so!

I WILL NOT!

*giggle*

what do you do to crepes once made?

[trawnapanda.livejournal.com]

when you are doing very well crepe-making, how do you normally garnish the fresh-from-the-pan crepe?

when i was little, in England, Mardi Gras / Pancake Tuesday saw mum making crepes for dinner for us. (she called them pancakes, as did we at the time, but in north-american lingo they were crepes - size of the frying pan and thin and roll-able; as opposed to the 10cm across, 5mm thick ones you'd get at a golden griddle with syrup and sausages).

our shrove-toozday-feast crepes were sprinkled with sugar, and then lemon juice, and rolled up.

I always particularly liked them coz they were the main course, but it was sweet. (that's a big deal when you're 6yr old. those days are now lost on this diabetic; but I never look back, darling, it detracts from the now)

Re: what do you do to crepes once made?

[shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com]

Love the Edna quote!

I did two fillings:

Chicken and Bacon in Dill Cream Sauce
Sweet Sour Cream and Sour Cherries

[fba.livejournal.com]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wi8-hehfwXU

*offered without comment*

[shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com]

HEE!

Was there EVER a more fabulous man?

[ginger931.livejournal.com]

I had a "GINGER SNAP" Fail
I'm still getting over
these three months later...

I GROK
darlink.

[shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com]

YES!

We GenX Metal Dog Virgo Bitches just don't MESS UP PERFECT RECIPES!

The horror!

[rjreid06.livejournal.com]

we all know the *song...

rjr

;*)

[shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com]

We do, don't we?

[thetathx1138.livejournal.com]

[shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com]

Best DVD extra ever.

PLUS, my God, the two of them constitute SCORCHING HOTNESS!

[pretzelcoatl.livejournal.com]

*mocks your pain anyway*

[shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com]

That's it.

You PROMISED you were off the Internet today, I saw the post.

You are SOOOOOOO getting punished.

And no reach around.

[oneiricvision.livejournal.com]

That's crepe-y

[shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com]

*eyeroll plus glare*

CAN YOU FEEL IT?

THE EYEROLL GLARE?

*giggle*

[paterson-si.livejournal.com]

Poor Mom.... you are not a good son.... let me tell you that.

LOL

[shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com]

*whimpering*

I TRIED!

[kyra-neko-rei.livejournal.com]

Well, I can sympathize with the unsuccessful cookery, but lacking the 20 years of successful culinary masterpieces, I have no idea how it feels.

[shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com]

Let's just say that it's MADDENING when it's a dish that I've made a thousand times becomes made of FAIL!

[altf4ljdrama.livejournal.com]

Hah! I should tell the world what sauces you made for said crepes and then they will know the REAL truth. :-)

Happy Mother's Day.

[shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com]

Shhh!

They don't need to know that I made Chicken and Bacon in Dill Cream Sauce and also Sweet Sour Cream with Sour Cherry!

*giggle*

My Sister!

[goreyboy.livejournal.com]

I once had a minor melt down because no one would even try my Thai shrimp with blood oranges on Father's Day.

Re: My Sister!

[shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com]

AWESOME!

I mean, how terrible!

*giggle*

When I was 12, I made Garlic Shrimp and Mom took one bite and said "Wow! That's really garlicky! How much did you use?"

I made a gesture like weighing and said "Three cloves."

She started giggling.

I had added three HEADS of garlic!

We loved it!

[1-wolfsong.livejournal.com]

I *heart* you!

[shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com]

Well, isn't THAT a lovely coincidence?

I *HEART* YOU!

[bear-left.livejournal.com]

Oh no...

It's the Crepes of Wrath!

[shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com]

Don't make me get Pa Joad on your ass!

Or maybe that's your PLAN!

[seabear59.livejournal.com]

You fascinate me... tell me more!

[shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com]

*grin*

You just want the crepes!

*wink*

[hidandesu.livejournal.com]

Now now, no need to get upset. We can't always be perfect homo's Besides you're so cute why the hell do you need to be able to cook? Too pretty for the kitchen.

[shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com]

I gotta be a good cook!

I need a husband of my very own!

*grin*

[shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com]

You're lucky you're so damn cute, mister.

Them's fightin' words.

*giggle*

[timbearuk.livejournal.com]

Crepes? Oh you are 100% gay. Most of us would have said "pancakes" :-)

[quetz.livejournal.com]

Ohno, pancakes are an entirely different animal. Proper pancakes are fluffy, while crepes are thinner, eggier, and often savory (e.g. pesto-chicken-&-artichoke-hearts crepes).

[delmarmar.livejournal.com]

Blame the French.

[shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com]

It's so hard not to, n'est-ce pas?

[tbass.livejournal.com]

I'm sure they were still delicious, and after eating with you and your mom, at the very least I'm sure she enjoyed making fun of your failure ;)

[shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com]

Why yes, yes she did!

*grin*

[deafguy.livejournal.com]

Why hello there! :)

Share your crepes!

[shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com]

They ARE yummy!

*grin*

[dmoola.livejournal.com]

make me some and i'll tell yer mommy you make better ones for me :P

[shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com]

Deal!

*wink*