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I am in a bad mood, for the Gayest reason EVER:

The crepes I made for Mom for Mother's Day brunch were the worst batch I've made in 20 years. I am IRKED.

HOW GAY IS THAT?

*facepalm*

"I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the crepes!"

*mock glare at those who dare mock my pain*

*giggle*

Date: 2009-05-10 09:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sctmpls.livejournal.com
I thought the inborn crepe making gene was foolproof in gay men. Oh the horror!

Date: 2009-05-10 09:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com
SRSLY!

And you win total bonus points for not saying "FIRST!"

*giggle*

Date: 2009-05-10 09:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] randomcub.livejournal.com
Your crepes are crap?

Date: 2009-05-10 09:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com
Today, yes.

Not the usual Grand Success that I have come to expect.

Date: 2009-05-10 09:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] major7.livejournal.com
Now chilren, that was GAY.

Date: 2009-05-10 09:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com
I love being an object lesson!

Date: 2009-05-10 09:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eric-mathgeek.livejournal.com
Life IS pain, princess.

Date: 2009-05-10 10:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com
I will not have it so!

I WILL NOT!

*giggle*

what do you do to crepes once made?

Date: 2009-05-10 10:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trawnapanda.livejournal.com
when you are doing very well crepe-making, how do you normally garnish the fresh-from-the-pan crepe?

when i was little, in England, Mardi Gras / Pancake Tuesday saw mum making crepes for dinner for us. (she called them pancakes, as did we at the time, but in north-american lingo they were crepes - size of the frying pan and thin and roll-able; as opposed to the 10cm across, 5mm thick ones you'd get at a golden griddle with syrup and sausages).

our shrove-toozday-feast crepes were sprinkled with sugar, and then lemon juice, and rolled up.

I always particularly liked them coz they were the main course, but it was sweet. (that's a big deal when you're 6yr old. those days are now lost on this diabetic; but I never look back, darling, it detracts from the now)

Re: what do you do to crepes once made?

Date: 2009-05-10 10:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com
Love the Edna quote!

I did two fillings:

Chicken and Bacon in Dill Cream Sauce
Sweet Sour Cream and Sour Cherries

Date: 2009-05-10 10:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com
HEE!

Was there EVER a more fabulous man?

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Date: 2009-05-10 10:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ginger931.livejournal.com
I had a "GINGER SNAP" Fail
I'm still getting over
these three months later...

I GROK
darlink.

Date: 2009-05-10 11:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com
YES!

We GenX Metal Dog Virgo Bitches just don't MESS UP PERFECT RECIPES!

The horror!

Date: 2009-05-10 10:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rjreid06.livejournal.com
we all know the *song...

rjr

;*)

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Date: 2009-05-10 11:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com
Best DVD extra ever.

PLUS, my God, the two of them constitute SCORCHING HOTNESS!

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Date: 2009-05-10 11:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pretzelcoatl.livejournal.com
*mocks your pain anyway*

Date: 2009-05-10 11:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com
That's it.

You PROMISED you were off the Internet today, I saw the post.

You are SOOOOOOO getting punished.

And no reach around.

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Date: 2009-05-10 11:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oneiricvision.livejournal.com
That's crepe-y

Date: 2009-05-10 11:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com
*eyeroll plus glare*

CAN YOU FEEL IT?

THE EYEROLL GLARE?

*giggle*

Date: 2009-05-10 11:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] paterson-si.livejournal.com
Poor Mom.... you are not a good son.... let me tell you that.

LOL

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Date: 2009-05-10 11:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kyra-neko-rei.livejournal.com
Well, I can sympathize with the unsuccessful cookery, but lacking the 20 years of successful culinary masterpieces, I have no idea how it feels.

Date: 2009-05-11 12:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com
Let's just say that it's MADDENING when it's a dish that I've made a thousand times becomes made of FAIL!

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Date: 2009-05-11 12:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] altf4ljdrama.livejournal.com
Hah! I should tell the world what sauces you made for said crepes and then they will know the REAL truth. :-)

Happy Mother's Day.

Date: 2009-05-11 01:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com
Shhh!

They don't need to know that I made Chicken and Bacon in Dill Cream Sauce and also Sweet Sour Cream with Sour Cherry!

*giggle*

My Sister!

Date: 2009-05-11 01:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] goreyboy.livejournal.com
I once had a minor melt down because no one would even try my Thai shrimp with blood oranges on Father's Day.

Re: My Sister!

Date: 2009-05-11 01:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com
AWESOME!

I mean, how terrible!

*giggle*

When I was 12, I made Garlic Shrimp and Mom took one bite and said "Wow! That's really garlicky! How much did you use?"

I made a gesture like weighing and said "Three cloves."

She started giggling.

I had added three HEADS of garlic!

We loved it!

Date: 2009-05-11 01:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 1-wolfsong.livejournal.com
I *heart* you!



Date: 2009-05-11 01:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com
Well, isn't THAT a lovely coincidence?

I *HEART* YOU!

Date: 2009-05-11 02:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bear-left.livejournal.com
Oh no...

It's the Crepes of Wrath!

Date: 2009-05-11 04:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com
Don't make me get Pa Joad on your ass!

Or maybe that's your PLAN!

Date: 2009-05-11 02:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seabear59.livejournal.com
You fascinate me... tell me more!

Date: 2009-05-11 04:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com
*grin*

You just want the crepes!

*wink*

Date: 2009-05-11 04:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hidandesu.livejournal.com
Now now, no need to get upset. We can't always be perfect homo's Besides you're so cute why the hell do you need to be able to cook? Too pretty for the kitchen.

Date: 2009-05-11 04:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com
I gotta be a good cook!

I need a husband of my very own!

*grin*
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Date: 2009-05-11 05:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com
You're lucky you're so damn cute, mister.

Them's fightin' words.

*giggle*

Date: 2009-05-11 07:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] timbearuk.livejournal.com
Crepes? Oh you are 100% gay. Most of us would have said "pancakes" :-)

Date: 2009-05-11 05:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] quetz.livejournal.com
Ohno, pancakes are an entirely different animal. Proper pancakes are fluffy, while crepes are thinner, eggier, and often savory (e.g. pesto-chicken-&-artichoke-hearts crepes).

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Date: 2009-05-11 02:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] delmarmar.livejournal.com
Blame the French.

Date: 2009-05-11 05:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com
It's so hard not to, n'est-ce pas?

Date: 2009-05-11 06:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tbass.livejournal.com
I'm sure they were still delicious, and after eating with you and your mom, at the very least I'm sure she enjoyed making fun of your failure ;)

Date: 2009-05-11 06:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com
Why yes, yes she did!

*grin*

Date: 2009-05-12 05:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deafguy.livejournal.com
Why hello there! :)

Share your crepes!

Date: 2009-05-12 11:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com
They ARE yummy!

*grin*

Date: 2009-05-13 10:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dmoola.livejournal.com
make me some and i'll tell yer mommy you make better ones for me :P

Date: 2009-05-13 10:01 pm (UTC)