How Gay Am I? (Exhibit X of N)

[shirtlifterbear]

I am in a bad mood, for the Gayest reason EVER:

The crepes I made for Mom for Mother's Day brunch were the worst batch I've made in 20 years. I am IRKED.

HOW GAY IS THAT?

*facepalm*

"I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the crepes!"

*mock glare at those who dare mock my pain*

*giggle*

Comments

[pretzelcoatl.livejournal.com]

*mocks your pain anyway*

[shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com]

That's it.

You PROMISED you were off the Internet today, I saw the post.

You are SOOOOOOO getting punished.

And no reach around.

[pretzelcoatl.livejournal.com]

You would have done that anyway. :P

[shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com]

No, I would have been kind, and loving, and MADE YOU ENJOY IT.

But now?

Oh no.

Your suffering will be legendary even in Hell.

[pretzelcoatl.livejournal.com]

Do they have bad crepes there too?

[shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com]

ON FIRE.

IN YOUR NO-NO PLACE!

[pretzelcoatl.livejournal.com]

Hark! What is that I hear? Why, it is the call of an empty threat!

[shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com]

Don't look behind you...

SEKRIT BEAR NINJA SKILLZ, REPRESENT!

[clayshaper.livejournal.com]

Okay, don't MAKE me get a bucket of cold water... because you two are giving me wood. *poke*