How Gay Am I? (Exhibit X of N)

[shirtlifterbear]

I am in a bad mood, for the Gayest reason EVER:

The crepes I made for Mom for Mother's Day brunch were the worst batch I've made in 20 years. I am IRKED.

HOW GAY IS THAT?

*facepalm*

"I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the crepes!"

*mock glare at those who dare mock my pain*

*giggle*

Comments

[sctmpls.livejournal.com]

I thought the inborn crepe making gene was foolproof in gay men. Oh the horror!

[shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com]

SRSLY!

And you win total bonus points for not saying "FIRST!"

*giggle*

[randomcub.livejournal.com]

Your crepes are crap?

[shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com]

Today, yes.

Not the usual Grand Success that I have come to expect.

[major7.livejournal.com]

Now chilren, that was GAY.

[shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com]

I love being an object lesson!

[eric-mathgeek.livejournal.com]

Life IS pain, princess.

what do you do to crepes once made?

[trawnapanda.livejournal.com]

when you are doing very well crepe-making, how do you normally garnish the fresh-from-the-pan crepe?

when i was little, in England, Mardi Gras / Pancake Tuesday saw mum making crepes for dinner for us. (she called them pancakes, as did we at the time, but in north-american lingo they were crepes - size of the frying pan and thin and roll-able; as opposed to the 10cm across, 5mm thick ones you'd get at a golden griddle with syrup and sausages).

our shrove-toozday-feast crepes were sprinkled with sugar, and then lemon juice, and rolled up.

I always particularly liked them coz they were the main course, but it was sweet. (that's a big deal when you're 6yr old. those days are now lost on this diabetic; but I never look back, darling, it detracts from the now)

[shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com]

I will not have it so!

I WILL NOT!

*giggle*

Re: what do you do to crepes once made?

[shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com]

Love the Edna quote!

I did two fillings:

Chicken and Bacon in Dill Cream Sauce
Sweet Sour Cream and Sour Cherries

[fba.livejournal.com]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wi8-hehfwXU

*offered without comment*

Re: what do you do to crepes once made?

[trawnapanda.livejournal.com]

the Edna quote was especially for you, because I knew you'd get it.

as to YOUR crepe-dilemma...

[sobbing]they were the worst crepes in 20 years! I let this happen!

yes, you are trying to re-live the past (of successes with the crepe pan)

what do you sobbing about? my god, pull yourself together [thwap-thwap-thwap] you will get back into that kitchen and show you mum that you are Elastagirl a wonderful crepe-maker.

you know where the kitchen is! go! confront the problem! cook! WIN!!

and call me when you have done that, I enjoy our visits.

[ginger931.livejournal.com]

I had a "GINGER SNAP" Fail
I'm still getting over
these three months later...

I GROK
darlink.

[rjreid06.livejournal.com]

we all know the *song...

rjr

;*)

[thetathx1138.livejournal.com]

[shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com]

HEE!

Was there EVER a more fabulous man?

[shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com]

YES!

We GenX Metal Dog Virgo Bitches just don't MESS UP PERFECT RECIPES!

The horror!

[shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com]

We do, don't we?

[pretzelcoatl.livejournal.com]

*mocks your pain anyway*

[rjreid06.livejournal.com]

we surely do...buddy!~~

rJr
btw...you are so fun, inspiringly adept, and fabulously mykind o' man o'joy!~~

;*_)'

[shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com]

Best DVD extra ever.

PLUS, my God, the two of them constitute SCORCHING HOTNESS!

[shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com]

That's it.

You PROMISED you were off the Internet today, I saw the post.

You are SOOOOOOO getting punished.

And no reach around.

[oneiricvision.livejournal.com]

That's crepe-y

[paterson-si.livejournal.com]

Poor Mom.... you are not a good son.... let me tell you that.

LOL

Re: what do you do to crepes once made?

[shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com]

Fortune favors the prepared!