How Gay Am I? (Exhibit X of N)

[shirtlifterbear]

I am in a bad mood, for the Gayest reason EVER:

The crepes I made for Mom for Mother's Day brunch were the worst batch I've made in 20 years. I am IRKED.

HOW GAY IS THAT?

*facepalm*

"I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the crepes!"

*mock glare at those who dare mock my pain*

*giggle*

Comments

[shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com]

Let's just say that it's MADDENING when it's a dish that I've made a thousand times becomes made of FAIL!

[kyra-neko-rei.livejournal.com]

Oh, so, basically, it'd be like if I tried to write porn and it came out reading like a Harlequin Romance?