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shirtlifterbear ([personal profile] shirtlifterbear) wrote2010-10-03 11:05 pm
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Important Note for October

Vampires don't turn to stone, can't abide daylight, and most importantly, do NOT sparkle.

Therefore Edward Cullen is not a vampire.

He's a lawn ornament.
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[identity profile] shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com 2010-10-04 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
He *would* be fun at parties, as long as you tied him up and hung him from the ceiling!

[identity profile] shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com 2010-10-04 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
It's Hammer Time!

And he'll shatter like windshield glass!
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