How Gay Am I? (Exhibit X of N)

[shirtlifterbear]

I am in a bad mood, for the Gayest reason EVER:

The crepes I made for Mom for Mother's Day brunch were the worst batch I've made in 20 years. I am IRKED.

HOW GAY IS THAT?

*facepalm*

"I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the crepes!"

*mock glare at those who dare mock my pain*

*giggle*

Comments

[shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com]

He's a European Man of Mystery!

[shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com]

Shhh!

They don't need to know that I made Chicken and Bacon in Dill Cream Sauce and also Sweet Sour Cream with Sour Cherry!

*giggle*

[shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com]

Well, isn't THAT a lovely coincidence?

I *HEART* YOU!

[kyra-neko-rei.livejournal.com]

Oh, so, basically, it'd be like if I tried to write porn and it came out reading like a Harlequin Romance?

[bear-left.livejournal.com]

Oh no...

It's the Crepes of Wrath!

[thetathx1138.livejournal.com]

I was trying to find the original scene, and stumbled across this. I have to say, it's pretty clever. "The foot sweep! Again with the foot sweep!"

[seabear59.livejournal.com]

You fascinate me... tell me more!

Re: what do you do to crepes once made?

[clayshaper.livejournal.com]

*cackle*

[clayshaper.livejournal.com]

Okay, don't MAKE me get a bucket of cold water... because you two are giving me wood. *poke*

[hidandesu.livejournal.com]

Now now, no need to get upset. We can't always be perfect homo's Besides you're so cute why the hell do you need to be able to cook? Too pretty for the kitchen.

[shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com]

I gotta be a good cook!

I need a husband of my very own!

*grin*

[shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com]

*grin*

You just want the crepes!

*wink*

[shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com]

Don't make me get Pa Joad on your ass!

Or maybe that's your PLAN!

[shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com]

You're lucky you're so damn cute, mister.

Them's fightin' words.

*giggle*

[timbearuk.livejournal.com]

Crepes? Oh you are 100% gay. Most of us would have said "pancakes" :-)

[delmarmar.livejournal.com]

Blame the French.

[paterson-si.livejournal.com]

I do?

You do???

WE DO?

[quetz.livejournal.com]

Ohno, pancakes are an entirely different animal. Proper pancakes are fluffy, while crepes are thinner, eggier, and often savory (e.g. pesto-chicken-&-artichoke-hearts crepes).

[shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com]

Oh yes, we DO!

[shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com]

It's so hard not to, n'est-ce pas?

[timbearuk.livejournal.com]

It's the same batter, it's how you cook it and what you put in it that makes the difference.

[tbass.livejournal.com]

I'm sure they were still delicious, and after eating with you and your mom, at the very least I'm sure she enjoyed making fun of your failure ;)

[shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com]

Why yes, yes she did!

*grin*

[paterson-si.livejournal.com]

Big time. :)

[deafguy.livejournal.com]

Why hello there! :)

Share your crepes!