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[shirtlifterbear]

Dear LJ Friends,

I haven't read LJ at all since Friday, the first of May.

You have posted 1645 posts since the last time I caught up.

Patience on both our parts is a good idea.

Love and kisses,

Me

PS HOW DARE YOU BE SO INTERESTING? What nerve!
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Dear Arlen Specter,

I am trying like mad to change my habit of calling you Arlen Sphincter.

Liberally,

Me
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Dear Crush Object,

I promise I have no expectations, only hopes.

Longingly,

Me
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Dear Governors Baldacci and Lynch,

Your state legislatures in Maine and New Hampshire respectively have passed Gay Marriage bills.

Now would be a good time for you to sign them.

Hopefully,

Me
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Dear California Supreme Court,

Hello! Have you checked the news lately?

Do you want Iowa, Vermont, New Hampshire, Maine, New York, Massachusetts and Connecticut to all PROVE they're more liberal than California?

THAN CALIFORNIA?

Prayerfully,

Me
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Dear Bears,

Wanna get your paws in some honey?

Winkingly and nudgingly,

Me
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Dear Hood Canal Bridge,

You closed on May 1st for six weeks, trapping me on the Olympic Peninsula.

Get well soon!

Impatiently,

Me
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Dear Libido,

I'M WORKING ON IT.

Lovingly,

Me

Comments

[geometrician.livejournal.com]

*hands on hips*

No sex for you, then.

[shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com]

I done been told!

[tbass.livejournal.com]

Does everyone that goes to Bear Pride get sex from you? Or is it an invite only kinda deal? ;)

Cuz if it's the first option, I might need to make a reservation !

[shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com]

INORITE?

He is SO FUCKING HOT, it's worth the trip, right?

[geometrician.livejournal.com]

Well, apparently not!
:o)

[shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com]

This time, no...

But any future excuse to see you?

OH YES!

[geometrician.livejournal.com]

Now, see? You are just setting yourself up for disappointment!

[shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com]

Ahem.

I beg to differ.

I'm setting myself up for FUN!

[geometrician.livejournal.com]

Silly boy. No, not everyone. I'm sure we could work something out!

[tbass.livejournal.com]

If you came to Port Townsend right now, you could totally have me and Chris.. at the same time.

Sayin ;)

[geometrician.livejournal.com]

I foresee quality time in our futures!

[shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com]

And believe me, tbass is QUALITY!

He is so cute that it is in fact blinding.