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Dear LJ Friends,

I haven't read LJ at all since Friday, the first of May.

You have posted 1645 posts since the last time I caught up.

Patience on both our parts is a good idea.

Love and kisses,

Me

PS HOW DARE YOU BE SO INTERESTING? What nerve!
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Dear Arlen Specter,

I am trying like mad to change my habit of calling you Arlen Sphincter.

Liberally,

Me
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Dear Crush Object,

I promise I have no expectations, only hopes.

Longingly,

Me
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Dear Governors Baldacci and Lynch,

Your state legislatures in Maine and New Hampshire respectively have passed Gay Marriage bills.

Now would be a good time for you to sign them.

Hopefully,

Me
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Dear California Supreme Court,

Hello! Have you checked the news lately?

Do you want Iowa, Vermont, New Hampshire, Maine, New York, Massachusetts and Connecticut to all PROVE they're more liberal than California?

THAN CALIFORNIA?

Prayerfully,

Me
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Dear Bears,

Wanna get your paws in some honey?

Winkingly and nudgingly,

Me
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Dear Hood Canal Bridge,

You closed on May 1st for six weeks, trapping me on the Olympic Peninsula.

Get well soon!

Impatiently,

Me
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Dear Libido,

I'M WORKING ON IT.

Lovingly,

Me

Date: 2009-05-05 07:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] geometrician.livejournal.com
Are you coming to Bear Pride?

Date: 2009-05-05 07:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com
Sadly, no.

I've only ever been to Bear Pride once, in 2001. It was fun!

Someday!

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Date: 2009-05-05 07:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pretzelcoatl.livejournal.com
*posts some more just to spite you*

Date: 2009-05-05 08:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com
First, you slander beards.

Now, you mock my pain.

Oh, revenge will be SO SWEET.

Cigar burns are the LEAST of your worries now.

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Date: 2009-05-05 08:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mrdreamjeans.livejournal.com
Dear [livejournal.com profile] shirtlifterbear,

Thanks for the big smile you put on my face with your series of letters!

HUGS!

Me

Date: 2009-05-05 08:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com
Thanks cutie!

I do me best!

Huggingly,

Me

Date: 2009-05-05 08:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dmlaenker.livejournal.com
You can still take the ferry from Whidbey.

Date: 2009-05-05 08:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com
Or drive down and around to Olympia and up, but it's four hours EACH WAY by either route.

No dice.

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Date: 2009-05-05 08:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] celtbear3.livejournal.com
Harder Better Longer Stronger...
or is that Faster Stronger :)
This Daft phone app. has me all confused again.

Still them workouts can be fun..2 3 4

Date: 2009-05-05 08:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com
GOOD CARDIO!

And with you, I'd get one hell of a workout!

*wink*

Date: 2009-05-05 08:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bukephalus.livejournal.com
Dear Shirtlifting person,

Brilliant funny post, as usual. I LOLed. Thank you.

Gratefully,

B.

Date: 2009-05-05 08:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com
*hug*

I hope those sunglasses are keeping your eyes safe from the blazing sun!

PS I am SO excited about you, mister. We're going to have so much fun!

Date: 2009-05-05 08:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] curtimack.livejournal.com
And all this time I thought my posts mattered................sigh

Date: 2009-05-05 08:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com
Just for your information, mister, I've already read about your Mercury AND your Prom Pics!

SO THERE!

*giggle*

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Date: 2009-05-05 08:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] genxcub.livejournal.com
1645 over 72 hours?

I get maybe 60 per day from my flist, and that's exhausting enough.

Date: 2009-05-05 08:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com
Yeah, the folks that I've friended tend to be the ones that talk about their lives, write engagingly, and are fun.

Like you!

*wink and grin*

But it DOES take some time to catch up!

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Date: 2009-05-05 08:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kyra-neko-rei.livejournal.com
I have been thinking that the wave of marriage equality sweeping across the eastern seaboard might convince the California Supreme Court Justices that it's not a scarily-radical-activist thing to put the validity of their original decision over a barely-there majority. It now doesn't seem like such a bitter pill that they're giving to the evangelical crowd, it seems more like keeping up with the times.

I still wish we'd had somebody who'd argued the thing better in the first place, though. I wasn't happy with what I'd heard of the arguments made, and I'm not entirely sure the argument got across that the difference between an amendment and a revision should be the contradiction of something in the main body of the constitution (ie the right to marriage that they found last year) vs something new that was never clarified in prior language.

Date: 2009-05-05 08:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com
There is a feeling that the Court was leaning against overturning Prop 8, but now that events have overtaken them, that they HAVE to lean the other way.

*crossing fingers*

Date: 2009-05-05 08:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theorybunny.livejournal.com
Who is your crush object?

Date: 2009-05-05 08:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com
Since it's a crush, I cannot tell anyone, though he does know.

It's Supr Sekrit!

Date: 2009-05-05 09:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tilia-tomentosa.livejournal.com
Dear Chris,

Thank you for the much-needed laugh!

Lovingly,
me.

Date: 2009-05-05 09:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com
Smooches for our Soon-To-Be-Done Graduate!

Just keep thinking: "I am ALMOST DONE!"

It helps!

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Date: 2009-05-05 09:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ezran74.livejournal.com
Dear Bears,

Wanna get your paws in some honey?
Winkingly and nudgingly,

Me


Hell yes!

Date: 2009-05-05 09:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com
There you go again, being all adorable!

You know you SLAY me, hot stuff!

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Date: 2009-05-05 09:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] altf4ljdrama.livejournal.com
Dear Hood Canal Bridge,

You closed on May 1st for six weeks, trapping me on the Olympic Peninsula.

Get well soon!

Impatiently,

Me

And the newsy-talk 97.3 KIRO FM staff did a (seriously, I'm not kidding) good piece about it. Someone drove around, (or Pt. Townsend-Keystone-Mukilteo) I guess.

http://www.mynw.com/index.php?nid=11&sid=162926 this isn't as cool w/out the audio...

*Hug*

Date: 2009-05-06 01:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com
You're right! It is a nice little article!

*hug*

Date: 2009-05-05 11:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kev-bot.livejournal.com
In response to all these, I say You're Welcome, and also Get Naked.

Date: 2009-05-06 01:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eric-mathgeek.livejournal.com
Shouldn't the "you're welcome" come after -- much after, preferably -- the "get naked"? :)

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Date: 2009-05-06 01:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com
Hey there handsome!

Are you going to help me exercise my libido?

*wink as I cross fingers in hope!*

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Date: 2009-05-06 01:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eric-mathgeek.livejournal.com
You have 450 friends.

averaging a mere 3.63 posts from the 1st to the 5th, or less than 1 post a day (even counting that as only 4 days, it's under 0.91 posts per person per day) -- I'd say you should count yourself lucky it's not even more!

Date: 2009-05-06 01:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com
I knew you'd understand!

*hug*

I have a pool of about 150 low-frequency posters, supplemented with another more voluble pool of about 75 once-a-day minimum posters...

With the rest falling in between those two extremes.

It's MADNESS, I tell you!

*grin*

(And this is after cutting 110 people off my list last month!)

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Re: Pssst....

Date: 2009-05-06 08:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com
HEE!

I woke up to that!

The first time a legislature has passed a Gay Marriage bill, and a Governor's signed it without orders from a state Supreme Court!