shirtlifterbear | (no subject)

Dear LJ Friends,

I haven't read LJ at all since Friday, the first of May.

You have posted 1645 posts since the last time I caught up.

Patience on both our parts is a good idea.

Love and kisses,

Me

PS HOW DARE YOU BE SO INTERESTING? What nerve!
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Dear Arlen Specter,

I am trying like mad to change my habit of calling you Arlen Sphincter.

Liberally,

Me
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Dear Crush Object,

I promise I have no expectations, only hopes.

Longingly,

Me
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Dear Governors Baldacci and Lynch,

Your state legislatures in Maine and New Hampshire respectively have passed Gay Marriage bills.

Now would be a good time for you to sign them.

Hopefully,

Me
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Dear California Supreme Court,

Hello! Have you checked the news lately?

Do you want Iowa, Vermont, New Hampshire, Maine, New York, Massachusetts and Connecticut to all PROVE they're more liberal than California?

THAN CALIFORNIA?

Prayerfully,

Me
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Dear Bears,

Wanna get your paws in some honey?

Winkingly and nudgingly,

Me
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Dear Hood Canal Bridge,

You closed on May 1st for six weeks, trapping me on the Olympic Peninsula.

Get well soon!

Impatiently,

Me
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Dear Libido,

I'M WORKING ON IT.

Lovingly,

Me

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Are you coming to Bear Pride?

Sadly, no.

I've only ever been to Bear Pride once, in 2001. It was fun!

Someday!

*hands on hips*

No sex for you, then.

I done been told!

*posts some more just to spite you*

Does everyone that goes to Bear Pride get sex from you? Or is it an invite only kinda deal? ;)

Cuz if it's the first option, I might need to make a reservation !

INORITE?

He is SO FUCKING HOT, it's worth the trip, right?

Silly boy. No, not everyone. I'm sure we could work something out!

Well, apparently not!
:o)

Dear

shirtlifterbear,

Thanks for the big smile you put on my face with your series of letters!

HUGS!

Me

Thanks cutie!

I do me best!

Huggingly,

Me

First, you slander beards.

Now, you mock my pain.

Oh, revenge will be SO SWEET.

Cigar burns are the LEAST of your worries now.

If you came to Port Townsend right now, you could totally have me and Chris.. at the same time.

Sayin ;)

Yay!

DONE!

*wink*

You're not going to force me to watch reruns of Full House, are you? D:

I foresee quality time in our futures!

You should be begging for that.

I say to you:

"Touched By An Angel"

MMMMM...

I still revisit "Smokin' in the Boys Room" from time to time...

*wink*

NOOOOOOOOO

Can't I opt for tickling instead?

And believe me,

tbass is QUALITY!

He is so cute that it is in fact blinding.

You can still take the ferry from Whidbey.

Opt?

OPT?

You clearly have misunderstood the nature of abduction and sexual slavery!

*wink*

PS Rather amusingly, I DO own a DVD of three Touched By An Angel episodes. I was sent the disk as an error from Amazon, rather than Margaret Cho's Notorious C.H.O. When I called to point out that these were terribly unlike, to the point of hilarity, the CSR giggled and agreed and sent me my CHO. I asked him what to do with the TBAA DVD, and he suggested "Frisbee".

Harder Better Longer Stronger...
or is that Faster Stronger :)
This Daft phone app. has me all confused again.

Still them workouts can be fun..2 3 4

Or drive down and around to Olympia and up, but it's four hours EACH WAY by either route.

No dice.

*snickers*

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