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[shirtlifterbear]

Dear LJ Friends,

I haven't read LJ at all since Friday, the first of May.

You have posted 1645 posts since the last time I caught up.

Patience on both our parts is a good idea.

Love and kisses,

Me

PS HOW DARE YOU BE SO INTERESTING? What nerve!
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Dear Arlen Specter,

I am trying like mad to change my habit of calling you Arlen Sphincter.

Liberally,

Me
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Dear Crush Object,

I promise I have no expectations, only hopes.

Longingly,

Me
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Dear Governors Baldacci and Lynch,

Your state legislatures in Maine and New Hampshire respectively have passed Gay Marriage bills.

Now would be a good time for you to sign them.

Hopefully,

Me
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Dear California Supreme Court,

Hello! Have you checked the news lately?

Do you want Iowa, Vermont, New Hampshire, Maine, New York, Massachusetts and Connecticut to all PROVE they're more liberal than California?

THAN CALIFORNIA?

Prayerfully,

Me
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Dear Bears,

Wanna get your paws in some honey?

Winkingly and nudgingly,

Me
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Dear Hood Canal Bridge,

You closed on May 1st for six weeks, trapping me on the Olympic Peninsula.

Get well soon!

Impatiently,

Me
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Dear Libido,

I'M WORKING ON IT.

Lovingly,

Me

Comments

[genxcub.livejournal.com]

1645 over 72 hours?

I get maybe 60 per day from my flist, and that's exhausting enough.

[shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com]

Yeah, the folks that I've friended tend to be the ones that talk about their lives, write engagingly, and are fun.

Like you!

*wink and grin*

But it DOES take some time to catch up!

[shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com]

Over 400 friends, a post a day plus a few multiple posters...

It adds up!