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shirtlifterbear ([personal profile] shirtlifterbear) wrote2009-08-27 02:36 pm

Confession

So here's the deal:

Last week, we were at Pacific Place and the bookstore there had clearly ordered a ton of "The Golden Girls" seasons to capitalize on nostalgia related to Bea Arthur's death, and everyone that was going to buy them had bought them, leaving the store with some left overs which they then marked down to $18.99 a set.

I was soooooooo tempted but didn't cause I was broke and was sad about that.

Target today had the same sets, clearly for the same reason, and they were double marked down to $8.99 a SET.

I HAD to buy them.

And yes, I was ashamed that I wanted them but seriously $9 bucks a SEASON?

And I love them?

And... let's face it: I am that gay.

It's all tied up with my memories of Miami, and of convalescing trapped in bed after knee surgeries and watching them on Lifetime 'cause I was too high on pain meds to read. It's one of only three shows in history to have all four leads get Emmy awards for their performances, and it's a laugh riot. BE TOLD! ("All in the Family" and "Will & Grace" are the other two!)

So there I was but I was SO ashamed! So I told the smirking check-out guy, a little faux-hawked twinkie Gayby that they were for my mother's birthday with Tony smirking at me, and giggling because he COULD have totally given me away and he knew I knew it.

It's not cool, it's not right, but I am STOKED to have them!

Seven YEARS of the Golden Girls!

It's like a slice of heaven!

"SHADY PINES, MA!"

[identity profile] dewittar.livejournal.com 2009-08-27 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Good for you!

We got 'em all! Got all of W&G, too. Working on All in the Family.

[identity profile] technocowboy.livejournal.com 2009-08-27 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Lucky bastard. I need so many more seasons. Plus the Designing Women first season.

Condoms condoms condoms!!

[identity profile] woofmantoronto.livejournal.com 2009-08-27 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)

[identity profile] tilia-tomentosa.livejournal.com 2009-08-27 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Whatever that is, why are you so ashamed? :)

What rule says that you shouldn't watch that?

*is amused*

[identity profile] shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com 2009-08-27 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I adore Designing Women!

Strong Southern women who are catty but love each other?

That's Sex and the Country!

[identity profile] shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com 2009-08-27 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
YAY!

I'll earn that damn toaster yet!

[identity profile] shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com 2009-08-27 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Darling woman, the show is about four senior citizens living in a house in Miami.

It's from the Eighties.

It's corny and funny and SOOOO not cool, but I love it!

[identity profile] badrobot68.livejournal.com 2009-08-27 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I am shocked that you even lied. BE PROUD.

[identity profile] badrobot68.livejournal.com 2009-08-27 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Four dirty old sex craved ladies! Hee.

[identity profile] shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com 2009-08-27 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I said that they were a birthday present and that Mom would love them.

I didn't LIE.

They were a birthday present for MYSELF and Mom will love them WHEN i LEND THEM TO HER!

[identity profile] tilia-tomentosa.livejournal.com 2009-08-27 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I think I've seen an YouTube fragment of it, and I liked it.

I'm not sure what "SOOOO not cool" means, but what does it matter? :)

Re: Condoms condoms condoms!!

[identity profile] shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com 2009-08-27 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
In black!

[identity profile] zurcherart.livejournal.com 2009-08-27 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh I would have snatched 'em right up at that price!

[identity profile] tilia-tomentosa.livejournal.com 2009-08-27 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Sounds hilarious. :)

[identity profile] shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com 2009-08-27 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
It's like loving Doris Day movies, they're silly and sweet and not at all edgy!

Very Un-Seattle!

*grin*

[identity profile] shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com 2009-08-27 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
YAY!

Tony was mock-horrified!

[identity profile] zurcherart.livejournal.com 2009-08-27 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
In this case "SOOOOO not cool" means "SOOOOO VERRRRRY VERRRRRY GAAAAYYY (and middle aged)." :-)
Edited 2009-08-27 23:43 (UTC)

[identity profile] shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com 2009-08-27 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
You cut me to the quick, sir!

SOOOO MIDDLE AGED?

*whimpers into his monogrammed handkerchief*

[identity profile] zurcherart.livejournal.com 2009-08-27 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh I just had to snark to your friend above. CAUSE I LOVE YOU. :-)$

(oops I see you already saw it.)

Now I don't wish any harm to Dixie Carter, but I want to get the entire run of Designing Women at that price.
Edited 2009-08-27 23:45 (UTC)

[identity profile] tilia-tomentosa.livejournal.com 2009-08-27 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
And I don't know what Doris Day movies are! LOL

FAR from Seattle myself. Even on another continent. :P

[identity profile] badrobot68.livejournal.com 2009-08-27 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
It is! And we all grew up watching them. Hee.

[identity profile] fj.livejournal.com 2009-08-27 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I watched all 7 seasons and Golden Palace on YouTube. Some fan carefully uploaded and cataloged and playlisted every episode to fit properly on YouTube.

[identity profile] badrobot68.livejournal.com 2009-08-27 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Clever bear. You coming out tonight?

[identity profile] shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com 2009-08-27 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG, the Designing Women love!

I AM JULIA SUGARBAKER!

[identity profile] shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com 2009-08-27 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Now that is a delight!

*grin*

It's lovely to know that I'm NOT alone in my love!

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