Oct. 10th, 2010

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Mustache, mustache, mustache... beard!

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Hey there, Microsoft, how's it hanging?

Good to hear, good to hear. But, hey, look, the reason why I'm calling is that I wanted to ask you if you remembered WordPerfect 5.1?

Yeah, I thought not.

Well, here's the problem, let me break it down for you:

Those Who Do Not Study History Are Doomed To Repeat It, you jackasses.

Behind the cut because I say fuck a lot )

Just because you're the 700-pound gorilla doesn't mean that treating your old boyfriend like shit is RIGHT, fuckwad.

I HATE YOU.

*ahem*

So how's YOUR night going, friends list?

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